Baby advice from a 5 year old

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We are excited to welcome Baby Dalton 3.0 to our family. Our due date is February 1, but according to our doctor, it sounds like he’ll be joining us a little early.

I’ve been on bed rest for the last four weeks and have just been focused on cooking the baby a little more.

I’m so grateful  for all the love and support we’ve gotten.

In preparation for baby, we’ve been talking a lot about babies at our house. Here’s an interview I conducted with my five year old son that I thought was funny:

What would you say to a child that has a new baby in their home?

–       Congratulations!


What would you tell a child about a baby?

–       They cry. A lot.

–       They have to take naps. So that means you have to be quiet. You can play quiet games like “I Spy” or Legos.

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How can you help mommy with a new baby?

–       Feed the baby a bottle.

–       Play with the baby.

–       Pat the baby’s back so it can burp.


Where do babies come from?

–       Mommies belly


How can you tell if a baby is a boy or a girl?

–       It’s a boy if it has short hair. A girl if it has long hair.

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